When someone calls me attractive
What did the pirate say when he turned 80
GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER
winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
I am so satisfied
If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life
So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.
For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…What in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan.
It just wants to be the sun again.
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